According to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, the winner was Disney’s COOKING WITH POOH!
This article prompted memories of some old elementary school jokes about book titles. Remember them? Like YELLOW SNOW, by I.P. Daily?
It also prompted me to think about the worse titles I could ever imagine for my novels. Take THE CALLING Vampire series for instance. I’ve had DARKNESS CALLS, DANGER CALLS, TEMPTATION CALLS, DEATH CALLS, DEVOTION CALLS and BLOOD CALLS. In December, there’s FATE CALLS. Next year you’ll be seeing FURY CALLS, ARDOR CALLS and VENGEANCE CALLS.
Okay — so how’s this for a worst title ever in THE CALLING Vampire series — NATURE CALLS. LOL!
Then there’s the Chicas. They’ve done FRIDAY NIGHT and had some SEX after CATCH(ING) THEIR MAN. What’s next?
What’s next is a holiday title contest for you! From now until Sunday at midnight, leave me your ideas for the worst made-up titles ever for one of my books or a real life title from a book you’ve read/seen.
Finally, for all of you in the United States, may you all have a blessed and happy Thanksgiving!